I, am wiskas-the-third,
We are the cat company, we dont need to present our self for you already know
who we are, we created the internet, and we are still managing it now
We at CAT are the admin, creator, and workers of the internet
Everytime a human goes to sleep, a cat start its shift, 1 billion pair of whiskers that are always here for you
Why? because we are philantropists, dont question it. Our goals are beyond your understanding
the internet was created by us, for us, and you should be glad we allow you to use it.